There’s a new zombie game coming to consoles this summer. No, this isn’t 2008, the height of all-things zombies, it’s actually still 2016 and the game is 7 Days to Die.
The game is currently in Early Access on Steam but that hasn’t stopped Telltale Games from publishing the indie survival horror game for PS4 and Xbox One. We’ve got ourselves the list of trophies/achievements for the upcoming zombie-slaying simulator and they’re actually quite smart. History buffs will instantly recognise more than a few of the references in the trophy descriptions, but those who decided to smoke cigarettes behind the bike shed instead of attending class may need to hit up Wikipedia.
100% Clear (Platinum)
This is the platinum trophy and is unlocked automatically when all the trophies have been unlocked
Cause he’s the Ax Man
Craft your first Stone Ax
Good in the sack
Place your first bedroll, old bed or king sized bed
Playing Doctor
Stop a critical bleed-out with a bandage, first aid bandage or first aid kit
Handy Man
Craft your first wood frame
The Homestead Act
Place your first Land Claim
Alexander Bell
Craft 50 Items
Benjamin Franklin
Craft 500 Items
Henry Ford
Craft 1500 Items
Thomas Edison
Craft 5000 Items
The Grave Digger
Kill 10 zombies
The Embalmer
Kill 100 zombies
The Mortician
Kill 500 zombies
The Funeral Director
Kill 2500 zombies
Napoleon
Kill 10 Players
Julius Caesar
Kill 100 other players
Genghis Khan
Kill 500 other players
Alexander the Great
Kill 2500 other players
Christopher Columbus
Travel 10 Kilometers
Ferdinand Magellan
Travel 50 Kilometers
Marco Polo
Travel 250 Kilometers
Neil Armstrong
Travel 1000 Kilometers
Bite the Dust
Die 5 Times
Knock em Dead
Die 25 Times
Your Number’s Up
Die 100 Times
Meet Your Maker
Die 500 Times
Alive and Kicking
Reached 125 in Wellness
Fit as a Fiddle
Reached 150 in Wellness
Healthy as a Horse
Reached 175 in Wellness
The Picture of Good Health
Reached 200 in Wellness
Scavenger
Scored 10 in a Single Game
Adventurer
Scored 50 in a Single Game
Nomad
Scored 250 in a Single Game
Warrior
Scored 500 in a Single Game
Survivalist
Scored 1000 in a Single Game
On Top of the World
Get up to the 255 meter height in a game
Dig Deep
Get down to 3 meters or bedrock in a game
The Polar Bare Club
Be naked, feels like temperature 0° or lower, and 100% wet
Dirty Larry
Kill 44 punks with a 44 magnum
Evil Knievel
Break your leg
Brush with Death
50 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game
Near Death Experience
150 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game
Cheated Death
500 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game
Nearly Immortal
1250 Minutes Lived in a Single Player Game
7 Days to Die will release on PS4 and Xbox One this June 28th. It’s available for pre-order from Amazon for the budget price of $29.99. We’ll be reviewing the game around the time of release, so if you want to see what we think before putting your money down on what could turn out to be a rotting pile of poo, maybe check back with us in a few weeks time.
