For some games, the title is all you need to see to become curious. That’s what happened with me and Booty Farm. At first I assumed “booty” was being used in the “treasure” sense, as though you’d be farming gold or jewels or something like that. So I decided to dig in a bit deeper and see what this game was all about. My assumption was very, very wrong.
Booty Farm is basically FarmVille meets adult dating sim. Yes, this game is trying to do both of those things at the same time.
This ain’t Stardew Valley
Booty Farm is a free-to-play title you can play on Windows, Android, and web browser. The website for the game lays out a plot that sounds pretty similar to another farming-slash-dating sim game that’s come out in recent years: Stardew Valley. However, things quickly take a turn toward more mature territory. Here’s an excerpt from the game’s description:
Congratulations, playboy! You came into the possession of a rickety old farm. Obviously a city stud like yourself should sell it and go back to your fast and urban lifestyle? However, a sly redhead called Mindy comes along, all dressed like a sexy farmhand. She tells you that the farm needs you to prosper once again and that she’ll be your assistant to make this happen – and that she could make many of your hottest fantasies come true, too.
And that’s not all. You apparently come into ownership of this farm and discover that “all your neighbors are sexy girls with not a single man around for miles.” So it’s not just Mindy vying for your attention. There are others, too — “13+ Unique Girls” in all, according to the game’s website. And more are added each month via special events.
Will you visit Booty Farm?
Booty Farm appears designed to scratch a very particular itch. You’re someone who likes farm simulators. You’re also someone who likes dating simulators. And you want the mashup of those two to be fairly pornographic in nature.
Obviously this is not a game for kids. Is it a game for you, though? Is Booty Farm exactly what you’ve been looking for all this time? That is a question only you can answer.